To celebrate the return of the Premier League this month we have decided to mark the occasion with our very own windows, doors, conservatory and all things UPVC-related squad!
So check out our starting XI, back room staff, owners and even a ground, while trying to spot our tedious links!
We’ve gone for a traditional 442 with a mix of players and famous Premier League names from the last 25 years!
Goalkeeper
- David FRAMES
Defenders
- Trent Alexander BIFOLD
- Neil ‘GLAZIER’ RudLOCK
- Joleon LesQUOTE
- Ben SILLwelll
Midfielders
- SASHley Young
- Alex LOCKSlade Chamberlain
- Roy KEYne
- Gareth BAYle
Strikers
- CONSERVATORY Andre Flo
- Cristiano RonalDOOR
Manager
- Mauricio PORCHettino
Director of Football
- ORANGERY Francis
Owners:
- The GLAZIERS
Chief Executive:
- Daniel UPVC
Ground
- QUOTE Hart Lane
We’ve also targeted our dream transfer WINDOW signing and it would without doubt be:
Robert LeWINDOWski
Not a bad team! Thanks, stay safe and good luck to whatever club you support this season from the team here at Landywood Windows.
Don’t forget if you’re looking for a top quality and trusted team to transfer your home with the addition of new windows, doors or a conservatory, please get in touch. We will be a Premier League signing you won’t regret! 👍